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作者是電機四許銘宏 ID:sainteyes

1.身為文學院的教授有義務在課堂上宣傳電機系有四棟系館
                                                                               
還有有錢的校友,一般而言他們都背的出名字
                                                                               
                                                                               
2.文學院的課有義務要開很多參考書目,根據狂熱程度分別宣稱
                                                                               
"這是大學生的常識"或"很鼓勵同學看"
                                                                               
                                                                               
3.文學院是不受萬惡的資本主義侵蝕的人類最終要塞,最後的聖地
                                                                               
                                                                               
4.文學院的教授普遍相信,書本的獨特氣味,翻書的質感,泛黃的紙張
                                                                               
有LCD或任何光電產品永遠也無法追求到的魅力和氣質
                                                                               
                                                                               
5.另外,文學院的教授也相信科技帶給人類的進步是有限的,有一部分更認為
                                                                               
科技進步經常摧毀人生美好的部份

6.文學院的教授希望學生不要太擔心成績,而你也不會拿到太好的成績
                                                                               
                                                                               
7.文學是很困難的,一般教授的目標是"啟發興趣"
                                                                               
他們似乎不期望學生可以聽懂他們在講些甚麼
                                                                               
                                                                               
8.當文學院的教授宣稱學生要有自己的想法時
                                                                               
那意味著你必須在考試中把教授的話用其他的描述方式翻寫一次
                                                                               
而不是發表相反的意見
                                                                               
                                                                               
9.寫錯字是滔天大罪
                                                                               
                                                                               
10.文學院的教授最喜歡炫耀的三件事:
                                                                               
窮,古人說的話,和沒有政治立場